I killed a tick on the
plane because I'm a writer.
After I killed the tick,
I realized that I'd devised one method for blasting apart a writer's block.
But first, the grisly
part.
I recently flew on a
commercial flight to New Orleans. After takeoff, with the seat belt sign still
lit, I felt a tick crawling on my neck. I grabbed the critter between a thumb
and forefinger to prevent its escape. I had no way to kill the brute.
Ticks are arachnids,
meaning they're spiders. Who bite humans. And suck our blood. And transmit
diseases. Ticks serve no useful purpose on earth. I am proud of my loathing for
these disgusting tiny monsters.
But how could I kill it?
I could've mashed against the tray table in the upright position. What if I
slipped and dropped the tick? It might crawl on me again and wind up in a place
that I couldn't reach while strapped in. Even if I successfully mashed the
thing on the table, my seat mate may not have appreciated the nasty thing
decorating our space.
The TSA goons won't allow
nail clippers or pocketknives on planes. I'd left my miniature yet deadly Swiss
Army knife at home. Lighters may not be verboten but you can't use on inside
the cabin of a plane. My fellow passengers would've probably thrown a blanket
over me and sat on me until the plane landed if I'd flicked my Bic to singe the
tick.
A Bic? A thought formed.
After thinking about my
dilemma for a few minutes, I realized the answer was in my pocket. I'm a
writer. I carry a notebook and pen (blue ink, of course). That provided me with
a perfect weapon. The tick expired at the point of a ballpoint pen. I have the
bloody corpse in my notebook to prove it.
If you are stuck anywhere
in your work in progress, stop and look around. What tools do you have right in
front of you? Are you defining your problem by the tools you have? That's not
good.
Abraham Kaplan, in The
Conduct of Inquiry: Methodology for Behavioral Science, said, "I call it
the law of the instrument, and it may be formulated as follows: Give a small
boy a hammer, and he will find that everything he encounters needs
pounding."
The end of a ballpoint
pen makes a great device not only for writing but also for killing ticks. What
are you overlooking in the world you've created? What items in your work can be
used for something they weren't created for?
I call it the law of the
flip-flop, and it may be formulated as follows: Give a writer a tool for
creation and the writer will find destructive uses for it.
Go forth and wreak some
havoc.
Bill Hopkins
COURTING MURDER
RIVER MOURN
The Judge Rosswell Carew Mystery series
Bill's Website - www.judgebillhopkins.com
Thanks, Bryan! I appreciate you having me today.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Bill. It's always a pleasure to have you on The Writers Cabin.
DeleteAha! I don't think think it's the tools you have available, but rather the release of pentup frustration in the unique use of those tools. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI recently returned from a trip to NYC. I was sitting on the bench in our bedroom and looked up to see a spider, as big as a dog, sitting just inside the entrance to the room. He was looking proud and smug. I thought about running down two flights of stairs to grab the can of Kills On Contact, but decided the old shoe smash move would work just as well, and require less energy on my part.
Havoc was wreaked.
Cute post, Bill. Thanks!
Argh... I'm going to have the willies every time I fly now.
ReplyDeleteGreat post, Bill.
ReplyDeleteAs a mystery writer, you don't want to know all the things I can do with a pen. I can take and life and save a life with my lowly Bic. I can grow my herbs and write my recipe.
And don't even get my started on the things I can use in my purse for weapons. On the other hand, if I'd have found a tick on my neck on that plane, they'd had had to land to get rid of the loud, hysterical, crazy woman.
Pat Marinelli
You obviously are the "Deadly" in the Deadly Duo, Dude!
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